high-five

    My most recent accomplishment in life has been learning to give my peeps a high-five.  It was rather easy to pick up, only took me three days to nearly perfect this gesture.  All I have to do is sit on my back legs and high-five my mom with my paw and I get praises and cookies and love, love, love and more love!  Silly, simple humans.  But they love it so I try to always oblige them when they ask me for a high-five.  On another note, check out how cool I am.

xoxo

it's JB bitch

SO, after my summer haitus, I am back.  Kinda, we will see how long this lasts. Anyways, I hope this summer found you all well...I myself had a damn good time, although I do not appreciate this August heat.  I am still the same ol' Junebug, beautiful and intelligent...not much has changed in the past four months, other than my increasing waistline.  No worries there though, it just means I am thoroughly enjoying myself.  Daily life around the house is the same, my mother is still chasing me around screaming 'Juneyyyy Bear the most beautiful girl in the wuuuuuuld' in this god awful voice so in that regard, not much has changed.  There has been an addition to the family, much to my dismay but nonetheless, Crew Bear Jones is our newest edition.  A spritely yet socially awkward black and white cocker spaniel is the newest member of the fam.  He is not a new face though, he is my aunt's dog but when she had her baby aka Davis Lee aka DLR aka MY FAVORITE PLAY PAL EVER, Crew became a bit jealous of the attention so now he is ours.  Which means now not only do I have to share my queen sized bed with not only my mother (who is a total cover hog) and  my archnemesis Angel the Devil cat, but also CREW!  It is getting very cramped, my mother actually told me to get off the bed the other night....ME! MOI! For christ's sake...I thought I was in the middle of a dream.  It is just madness, plain madness.  That has been quite a hitch in the ol' giddy-up if you know what I mean.  But luckily, on all other regards, Crew is a pretty cool cat (as in male species, not..ew...feline), so for that I am thankful.  My world can only handle a certain amount of change.  I must be on my way, dinner will be ready any minute and I'll be damned if I miss one drop of kibble.


Peace and Love my little love ones, peace and love


XOXO

My least favorite thing

Veterinarians are the scariest of people.  I was just recently there and they stuck this needle in my shoulder and poked and prodded around my ears.  Worst of all they put me on the scale.  I have had quite a winter and may have indulged a little, give me a break!  I came outta there with a yeast infection in my ears and my dignity a bit wounded.  Worst of all I heard my mom make ANOTHER appointment for this friday!  Never, ever take your dogs to the vet.  Please, I am begging you, save them even though I can't be.  Leave me behind, for those humans to analyze and poke, vaccinate and squeeze.  Also, please contact my mother and persuade her to give up on this whole vet business.   She won't listen to me but maybe you all can get through to her!  wish me luck on my next appointment....


xoxo

JB

Let's play catch up

I've been a very busy bee but I have missed you oh so much!

xoxo

JB

Im Baaaack, with a Hunk o' the month!

Simba aka Simba Sue, Susan B...

This stud of a canine has been a friend of mine for about a year now.  A shepard/golden mix, this little ragamuffin wiggles his way right into your heart.  Simba loves his mama very dearly, woman's best friend indeed.  Simba's likes: laser pointers, squeaky toys, laser pointers, belly rubs, his mama, laser pointers, a good romp in the field, and yes laser pointers!  Always dressed in bella beans finest and ready for a good time, this hunk is any bitches dream. (tee-hee).  Be warned though, he is K-State fan, but of course no one is perfect. Unless you're me:)

xoxo

JB

bah boom bug...

happy monday!  nothing can lift one's spirits like a jolly old retriever, especially ones named boomer.  this dog is one big fluffy happy pill. enjoy love loves!

xoxo JB

i like to be, so wild and free, yeaa yeaa...

xoxo
JB